Jingles Gertrude

thewalrusisagod:

‘cause I was just feeling too happy I guess and needed to get sad again.

WHY WOULD YOU POST SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!!???

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if you’re human or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.

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bonesy-dekay:

hannah-victoria:

Cupcakes inspired by Alice in Wonderland

*Painting the roses red
We’re painting the roses red
We dare not stop
Or waste a drop
So let the paint be spread
We’re painting the roses red
We’re painting the roses red*

I’m not exactly a fan of Alice in Wonderland, but I fucking love rose cupcakes and bloody things, so words cannot express how awesome I find these.

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You went through a phase where every film you were in you were taking your clothes off.

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the-navigator:

hanniebananieblorgons:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.

And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

I’m in love, I;m in love and I don’t care who knows it!

So its uh… mature apples to apples? 

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